Post by duckflesh on Jul 16, 2003 23:07:24 GMT -5
Bravely bold Mattisa
Brought forth from the abbey.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh, brave Mattisa!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave Mattisa.
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken!
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Mattisa.
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowls unplugged,
And his nostrils raked and his bottom burnt off,
((muahahahaha... ok, fine, I stole it from Monty Python, but I think it fits :D))
Adelicia Edit--your last line has been taken away
#nosmileys
Brought forth from the abbey.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh, brave Mattisa!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave Mattisa.
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken!
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Mattisa.
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowls unplugged,
And his nostrils raked and his bottom burnt off,
((muahahahaha... ok, fine, I stole it from Monty Python, but I think it fits :D))
Adelicia Edit--your last line has been taken away
#nosmileys
