ZorakBrak64
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Post by ZorakBrak64 on Jul 17, 2003 23:10:30 GMT -5
Two large logs sit far apart from each other. Between them a long and thick rubber strand runs, making a giant Sling Shot. Snapper walks to the Sling, carrying Mattisa, whom's arms are tied, over his shoulder. He reaches the Sling Shot, and puts Mattisa on the end of the Sling. He, and the entire Offensive group pull back, reaching full streach.
Another rat walks up, carrying a red hot poker, with the words 'Vermin Roxxered You' on it. Snapper graps the poker, then brands the hot metal words onto Mattissa's posterior (also known as Butt). A Rat walks to the side, carrying a Baton. It raises it in the Air, then swings it down as the Launch Code. Mattissa is sent flying into the Air, launched by the Sling Shot.
Snapper grins slightly as he hears the Sonic Boom in the distance, and sees Mattissa dissapear over the horizon.
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Miles away, at Redwall, Mattissa lands in the middle of the Pond in a loud splash. He washes up on the shore, unconcious with the brand 'Vermin Roxxored You' on his butt.
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ZorakBrak64
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Post by ZorakBrak64 on Jul 18, 2003 14:55:38 GMT -5
The whole Offensive group stands there.
Rat 1: Now what?
Rat 2: Dunno.
Weasel: Broadway Musical?
Snapper: Deal.
The Offensive Group begins singing a broadway musical about firing people with slingshots. The whole Vermin army applauds.
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ZorakBrak64
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Post by ZorakBrak64 on Jul 18, 2003 14:59:13 GMT -5
The Musical Ends.
Rat 3: That way fun.
Rat 1: What should we do now?
Snapper: Fire fruit at Redall with the Sling Shot?
Offensive Group: Whoo hoo!
They load a Watermelon.
Snapper: Pull!
A Watermelon flies and hits the wall of Redwall.
VerminL Whoo hoo!
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ZorakBrak64
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Post by ZorakBrak64 on Jul 31, 2003 21:32:49 GMT -5
Snapper walks up to the Nega Sling Shot, with all of the Defensive group standing nearby. They bull back the Sling, and Snapper walks into it, positioning himself. He ties special cushions on himself, to protect himself, and then retracts fully into his Shell. The group moves the Sling around, aiming and loading. Once they had calculated their target, they launch. Snapper flashes into the Air, flying. His path would take him straight through the roof of Redwall, landing in one of their halls. Snapper grins inside his shell.
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