Post by duckflesh on Aug 9, 2003 14:28:45 GMT -5
I live in Chicago, and I just saw a Second City show called "Pants on Fire". Second City is a comedy group where a lot of people from SNL got their start, like Chris Farley, Mike Meyers, etc.
Anyway, a few bits I thought were funny...
Press Conference
Q: Will we ever pull out of Iraq?
A: Pulling out of Iraq is like a 16 year old pulling out of his prom date. It's the right thing to do, but it's not going to happen.
Q: Why did we really invade Iraq?
A: We're taking over the world. One country at a time.
Q: Does Iraw have Nuclear Weapons?
A: Yes, we sold them to them in the '80s. We still have the receipts.
Q: is it true the CIA has an assasination program?
A: Yes, we have plans to assasinate the king of Jordan and Fidel Castro. We already killed two prime ministers of Oman, but no one seemed to notice.
Q: What about Osama Bin Laden?
A: We made him up. That's Keifer Sutherland.
Q: And Sadam Hussein?
A: That's Burt Reynolds. He needed the work.
muahahaha. Then there was the all Republican cast version of "Hair" featuring "This is the dawning of the age of Don't F%$# with us"
Anyway, a few bits I thought were funny...
Press Conference
Q: Will we ever pull out of Iraq?
A: Pulling out of Iraq is like a 16 year old pulling out of his prom date. It's the right thing to do, but it's not going to happen.
Q: Why did we really invade Iraq?
A: We're taking over the world. One country at a time.
Q: Does Iraw have Nuclear Weapons?
A: Yes, we sold them to them in the '80s. We still have the receipts.
Q: is it true the CIA has an assasination program?
A: Yes, we have plans to assasinate the king of Jordan and Fidel Castro. We already killed two prime ministers of Oman, but no one seemed to notice.
Q: What about Osama Bin Laden?
A: We made him up. That's Keifer Sutherland.
Q: And Sadam Hussein?
A: That's Burt Reynolds. He needed the work.
muahahaha. Then there was the all Republican cast version of "Hair" featuring "This is the dawning of the age of Don't F%$# with us"
