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Post by duckflesh on Aug 17, 2003 17:03:33 GMT -5
You know, I'm glad I'm male.
Male advantages over females:
-more physical strength than females
-can have child who is 50% without going through labor
-none of that menstrual cycle crap
Female advantages over males:
-cannot be inducted into military serivce in a draft
-tend to be less horny than males (you decide whether that's a pro or a con)
Not that I'm trying to dis females. I love vaginas, and I hope someday soon to see one in person. However, I'd be interested to see if anyone had any comebacks...
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Post by Nanalie on Aug 17, 2003 18:08:16 GMT -5
sorry, no comebacks from me. I think guys have it easier in the whole appearance sense. And to my knowledge, they don't have to worry about make-up, formal clothes, even regular clothes, shoes, jewerly, tans, and shaving. And they dont' have to deal with the mean girls that go behind each others backs to get more popular. Girls turn on each other with the snap of a finger. At least the ones that I'm around.
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Post by duckflesh on Aug 17, 2003 20:03:31 GMT -5
Mhm. Well, we DO have to shave, but it's not like that's hard to do.
However, I did think of another problem with being male. We're expected to play sports. That just sucks.
I suck at sports. All of them.
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Post by Nanalie on Aug 17, 2003 21:11:54 GMT -5
oh yeah i forgot about that.
i guess that kinda sucks, but at least you know what is expected of you. It's not so clear with us.
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Post by duckflesh on Aug 17, 2003 23:29:15 GMT -5
I suppose. You're expected to have played with barbies, pretty much. I got out of sports by focusing more on playing guns, obviously.
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Post by kamylienne on Aug 17, 2003 23:38:33 GMT -5
Oh, yeah, I've got a comeback to that:
Two words: Prostate Exam.
--Annie
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Post by duckflesh on Aug 17, 2003 23:39:53 GMT -5
Meh. I'm not too worried about it.
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Post by kamylienne on Aug 17, 2003 23:45:14 GMT -5
Oh, and plusssss:
1) Females are, pound for pound, stronger than males. Males have been proven to be more sensitive to pain as well.
2) Although it hurts ANYONE, getting kicked between the legs is by far a worse fate for men than women.
3) Yeah, YOU don't have to go through menstrual cycles . . . but you're surrounded by women who DO. And we get ANGRY sometimes . . . .
4) You shave your face fuzz. We have to (or, most of us do) shave our legs, under our arms . . .
5) Men are still typically expected to pay for dates. "Dinner and a movie" isn't so cheap anymore.
I'll add more when I'm not dead tired and can think . . .
--Annie
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Post by kamylienne on Aug 17, 2003 23:46:08 GMT -5
As for the prostate exam: Oh, you WILL, once they snap on that latex glove and stick their fingers up your rear to . . . . well, do whatever in the world they do up there.
--Annie
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Post by Nanalie on Aug 18, 2003 0:00:45 GMT -5
Knowing duck, he'd probably like that. Especially if his doctor was a woman.
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Post by kamylienne on Aug 18, 2003 0:02:07 GMT -5
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . . I'm not touching that with a ten-foot pole . . . .
--Annie
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Post by duckflesh on Aug 18, 2003 0:16:02 GMT -5
Wow, I'm very proud of you for making that comment, Nanalie. I'm wouldn't enjoy it, but I'd enjoy giving one to a girl. Yes, I'd be more than happy to tread that area with a girl, but I prefer not be the reciever.
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Post by Nanalie on Aug 18, 2003 0:46:15 GMT -5
I'm learning too much from you. As I have said, this board is scarring me for life
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Post by duckflesh on Aug 18, 2003 0:51:30 GMT -5
(she actually likes it)
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Post by Nanalie on Aug 18, 2003 0:58:45 GMT -5
hah!
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